Endless Chutzpah - uploading a 3 page "story" and charging $2.99 for it.
And no, it isn't erotica. It is just a trite, boring story that took me approximately 90 seconds to read.
And people wonder why self-publishing has a bad name . . .
Calling this a "book" strips all meaning from the word "book." You might as well call it a sandwich. Or a snorkel.