Oh dear god all mighty somebody find this man and crown him the King of Creative Profanity. He is a God among Mere Mortals, The Deity Of The Well Placed Eff-Bomb.
"You slopebrowed weaseldicks with zero reading comprehension and even less critical thinking skills who think an article claiming “Gamers are dead” is something bad? Fuck me sideways with a sandblaster."
This is a glorious rant.
Read it. Revel in it.