Lawyer, mother, avid reader. Game host extraordinaire! Partner in crime to Obsidian Black Plague! My bookish weaknesses include classics, fantasy, YA, and agreeing to read more books than is even remotely possible.
In 1999, my then three-year-old daughter threw a massive temper tantrum in the grocery store because I refused to buy her a hammer filled with little craft knives.
In 2013, the House Republicans make her tantrum look like the picture of maturity and reasonableness.